The dreadies
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a Medical alert about a highly Dangerous Virus, called ‘Weekly Overload Recreational Killer’ (WORK). If You see anyone Infected by WORK, Do NOT TOUCH Him/Her !! This Virus will wipe out your Private Life entirely. If You come in contact with this WORK, You should immediately take at least Two Friends to the nearest ‘Biological Anxiety Relief’ (BAR) center to take 1 or both of the Antidotes known as ‘Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract’ (WINE) & ‘Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter’ (BEER) and take it until WORK has been Eliminated from your System completely. Please, Forward this Life saving Medical alert to all your FriendS
Dear god this is my promise to u today… Ima approach today with optimism and a positive outlook and stand clear of negative energy from friends, foes, and family alike. Although my morning wasn’t the best, hopefully by adopting this approach, my day will go smooth and my goals will be reached.. Your Daughter, Scorpy
Just as John and his wife started to make love, their six-year son burst into the room. “What are you doing Dad?” he asked. “You know how you’ve always wanted a brother?” The father asked. ” I’m putting a brother inside your mom and he’ll joinOur family in nine months.” The boy thanked his parents and closed the door.The next evening the father found the boy in front of the house, crying. “What’s the matter son?” ” Dad, you know how you were putting a brother inside Mom for me.”The kid said. ” Well, the mailman ate him this morning. Lmao.
Lmaooooo
